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Jurgan
Jurgan
Wed, Mar 18, 2015 10:58pm

“Except with us, you always know what you’re gonna get?” So it’s the exact opposite of the proverbial box of chocolates? Also, I’m impressed with how timely this reference is.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Jurgan
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 10:39am

The ad really jumped out at me for how bizarre it is on so many levels, including the two you mention.

There’s this, too: Should people be inspired to trust their money to a company that wants to make you think of a man who might have been very nice but even had to acknowledge himself that he was “not a smart man”?

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 11:35am

“You know you’re stupid. We know you’re stupid. Give us your money. We’ll give you some of it back. Maybe. One day.”

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  MaryAnn Johanson
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 11:50am

Maybe they want you to think that if you get your legs blown off in jungle combat, they’ll stop at nothing to come and rescue you.

RogerBW
RogerBW
reply to  Bluejay
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 12:17pm

Right up until they’ve spent all your money on the rescue. Then they go home.

NorthernStar
NorthernStar
Wed, Mar 18, 2015 11:16pm

Do people really not know what chocolates are in boxes? Does no one read the little card/lid of the box description?

Loathed Forest Bump for many reasons. That line is one.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  NorthernStar
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 10:38am

If you want to maintain an illusion of suspense and mystery, you don’t read the little card. :-)

Jurgan
Jurgan
reply to  NorthernStar
Thu, Mar 19, 2015 3:36pm

The reference is a bit dated- I’m told there was a time when they didn’t come with the little card.