Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“Yeah, so, I pretty much run this place. I could totally get that guy back there to bring you a mojito or some nachos or whatever…”:
Universal Pictures tells us about the movie:
Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) re-team for their latest electrifying thriller in Green Zone, a film set in the chaotic early days of the Iraqi War when no one could be trusted and every decision could detonate unforeseen consequences.
During the U.S.-led occupation of Baghdad in 2003, Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller (Damon) and his team of Army inspectors were dispatched to find weapons of mass destruction believed to be stockpiled in the Iraqi desert. Rocketing from one booby-trapped and treacherous site to the next, the men search for deadly chemical agents but stumble instead upon an elaborate cover-up that inverts the purpose of their mission.
Spun by operatives with intersecting agendas, Miller must hunt through covert and faulty intelligence hidden on foreign soil for answers that will either clear a rogue regime or escalate a war in an unstable region. And at this blistering time and in this combustible place, he will find the most elusive weapon of all is the truth.
Green Zone opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on March 12.
Visit Green Zone’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Watch the trailer here.
Caption away…
“Damnit, I knew dating off of Craigslist was a bad idea.”
“Only if you keep the uniform on, soldier.”
“The ensemble? You’d be amazed what you can do with a Sears card. It’s from their Safari collection.”
“This? It’s my Topical Iraq War Movie vest. It repels box office.”
“I know people are looking. But this is the only ensemble that goes with these boots and without ’em we’d be the same height”
“No…. I don’t know where Ben is.”
“Yeh, the parasol backpack is standard issue these days… “