Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“No, Miss Jett, I expect you to play”:
Apparition tells us about the movie:
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning star in this music-fueled story of the ground-breaking, all girl, teenage rock band of the 1970s: The Runaways. The film follows two friends, Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, as they rise from rebellious Southern California kids to rock stars of the now legendary group that paved the way for future generations of girl bands. Joan and Cherie fall under the Svengali-like influence of rock impresario Kim Fowley, played by Michael Shannon, who turns the group into an outrageous success and a family of misfits. With its tough-chick image and raw talent, the band quickly earns a name for itself—and so do its two leads: Joan is the band’s pure rock’ n’ roll heart, while Cherie, with her Bowie-Bardot looks, is the sex kitten. Written and directed by Floria Sigismondi, the film chronicles Joan and Cherie’s tumultuous relationship on and off stage, as the band starts to break out.
The Runaways opens in limited release in the U.S. and Canada on March 19, and wide on April 9; no U.K. release date has been announced.
Visit The Runaways’ IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
For the last time Joan, no I don’t know what happened to your eyeliner.
“Come on you guys, get it? RUNAWAYS, prison-inspired chair– what’s there to understand?”
With Christopher Walken III as The Man In The Orange Suit!
Pictured above is the result of a cross between Ray Liotta and a sullen Avon lady.
“And I call this piece: ‘Free Parrot'”
“Im a tweet widdle bird in a gilded caaaage . . . “
This is the result when contestants on Project Runway are thrown a Snuggie and told to make it work.
Long lost missing scene from the Weapon of Choice music video.
Damnit Q! Release my crew!!!