weekend box office: how to ‘fail’ in Hollywood, ‘MI3’ style
‘MI3’ “disappoints” how?
‘MI3’ “disappoints” how?
A new way I’m rating flicks, and commenting is now open to everyone!
Look, I realize that it can be hard to distinguish from dry snark, but I swear to god I am being 100 percent totally and sincerely sincere when I implore you to feel Tom’s pain. Maybe.
Cute baby animals in danger! What’s not to love? Unfortunately, quite a bit.
Frightfully dull.
What’s coming to the multiplex this month… sorta…

Dramatizes a bizarre moment in time with a straightforward aplomb that is devastating. You wish you could laugh at the insanity of it but the only emotional response is overwhelming rage and grief.
What words of dubious wisdom are Hollywood insiders relying on this week?
You think that fake bomb thing in Los Angeles was an accident. No way…
Visiting the family can be hell. Also: DVDs from the Department of Cashing In, like ‘The Poseidon Adventure’ and ‘The Real Da Vinci Code’