weekend box office: how to ‘fail’ in Hollywood, ‘MI3’ style
‘MI3’ “disappoints” how?
site updates
A new way I’m rating flicks, and commenting is now open to everyone!
Mission: Impossible III (review)
Look, I realize that it can be hard to distinguish from dry snark, but I swear to god I am being 100 percent totally and sincerely sincere when I implore you to feel Tom’s pain. Maybe.
Hoot (review)
Cute baby animals in danger! What’s not to love? Unfortunately, quite a bit.
An American Haunting (review)
Frightfully dull.
the total made-up May movie preview
What’s coming to the multiplex this month… sorta…
Joyeux Noël (aka Merry Christmas) movie review: a terrible peace
Dramatizes a bizarre moment in time with a straightforward aplomb that is devastating. You wish you could laugh at the insanity of it but the only emotional response is overwhelming rage and grief.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 05.04-05.10
What words of dubious wisdom are Hollywood insiders relying on this week?
mission improbable? MI3 promo gets blown up, cinemastrology to blame?
You think that fake bomb thing in Los Angeles was an accident. No way…
new on DVD: into the woods in ‘Hoodwinked’ and ‘The Family Stone’
Visiting the family can be hell. Also: DVDs from the Department of Cashing In, like ‘The Poseidon Adventure’ and ‘The Real Da Vinci Code’
