the total made-up May movie preview
What’s coming to the multiplex this month… sorta…
What’s coming to the multiplex this month… sorta…

Dramatizes a bizarre moment in time with a straightforward aplomb that is devastating. You wish you could laugh at the insanity of it but the only emotional response is overwhelming rage and grief.
What words of dubious wisdom are Hollywood insiders relying on this week?
You think that fake bomb thing in Los Angeles was an accident. No way…
Visiting the family can be hell. Also: DVDs from the Department of Cashing In, like ‘The Poseidon Adventure’ and ‘The Real Da Vinci Code’
Lots of people braved the horrors of ‘United 93,’ but even more braved the horrors of ‘RV”…
A gorgeously grim portrait of regrets and lost opportunities, Ira Sach’s tender and heartbreaking drama is supremely subtle in how it emotionally flays its characters to lay bare their unspoken anguish…
It might be the best show that ever got cancelled before it had finished what it had come to do, a science fiction drama that’s smart, gritty, and — the toughest thing for TV SF to accomplish — original.
Remarkable only for how stolidly unremarkable it is, as if it can’t be bothered to be exciting and is content to be merely competent.
Geek nirvana doesn’t come any sweeter or weirder than this mad amalgam of toy abuse and pop-culture spoofing…