curated: Taco Bell’s bro-tastic “friend zone” ad
Taco Bell: down with male sexual entitlement.
Taco Bell: down with male sexual entitlement.

A 90-minute shootout that never makes us care who lives and who dies. In attempting to send up a cinematic cliché, this only becomes a tedious example of same.
But in a good way!

The intrigue, shifting alliances, and twisted revenge? Delicious, pulpy fun. The male-gazey soft-core porn that undermines the female protagonists? Not so much.
If little boys cannot see themselves in the characters in Star Wars: Forces of Destiny, they’ll just die, or something.
A reader has generously offered to cover the $10-per-month charge to remove ads from Disqus…

EMPs and nukular codes and cyber crap and submarines, oh my! “What does this have to do with us?” Michelle Rodriguez cries, and I’m like I know, right?
Meet Blair the collie, the first dog movie star.
Important.