great movie quotes: ‘Rango’
“No man can walk out of his own story.” –the Spirit of the West (Timothy Olyphant)
great movie quotes: ‘The Green Hornet’
“We’re renegade superheroes and that’s a lot of stress in fact, but you didn’t have to freak out.” –Britt Reid/The Green Hornet (Seth Rogen)
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Procrastinate!
Unlike yesterday’s Doctor Who T-shirt, which I neglected to post until after the opportunity to purchase it had passed, here’s one you can get your fannish mitts on… but only through Sunday, April 10…
Rio (review)
So tediously familiar that I could barely remember most of it after I left the cinema. I’m exaggerating just a tad, but even if I didn’t remember it, I could have told you what it was about anyway, because it deviates not one whit from the formula that we’ve come to understand is somehow “essential” for “family” movies…
trailer break: ‘The Hangover Part II’ (the one you can’t see in theaters)
Look, it’s just like The Hangover, except instead of a baby, there’s a monkey. Oh oh and the monkey sucks on the fake boner, which is just — hoo! — hilarious.
question of the day: What would be the ultimate awful summer movie?
The blockbuster season is creeping up on us, and with it comes the specter of really really terrible movies. It’s as inevitable as sunburn, sand in your sneakers, and mosquito bites. My ultimate awful summer movie? I imagine it might look something like this…
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Horton hears a Doctor…
Another great T-shirt from the fine folks who brought you The Whos…
about that ‘Source Code’ ending…
WARNING: This post spoils the ending of Source Code. Don’t read any further if you haven’t seen the film, unless you don’t care if the ending is ruined for you.
terrible movie quotes: ‘Season of the Witch’
“Ever get the feeling God has too many enemies?” –Crusader Felson (Ron Perlman)
“Being his friend isn’t too easy either.” –Crusader Behmen (Nicolas Cage)
terrible movie quotes: ‘The Mechanic’
“I’ve put a price on your head so big, when you look in the mirror, your reflection is gonna wanna shoot you in the face.” –Dean (Tony Goldwyn)
