question of the day: What do you dread most about Brett Ratner’s upcoming Oscars ceremony?
The homophobia? The racism? The sexism? The fact that he may just blow up the auditorium in a fit of impotent childish rage?
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question of the day: Is there any chance in Hades that ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2’ could get an Oscar nom for Best Picture?
I think it’s so remote a possibility as to be preposterous. And no, the Return of the King sweep is not an apt comparison.
celeb news of the week: Tilda Swinton didn’t know about Oscars
Oh, God, she’s too adorable for words. Or too totally full of shit.
question of the day: If you were going to invent a new Oscar category à la the MTV Movie Awards, what would it be, and who or what would be the definitive example of a winner?
Perhaps the best thing about the MTV Movie Awards is its cheeky categories: Best Kiss, Best Fight, Best Villain. The Oscars could use a few fun categories to enliven its broadcast each year…
question of the day: How should we punish dirty slut Natalie Portman for glamorizing out-of-wedlock pregnancy?
Have you heard? That dirty dirty slut Natalie Portman has done a bad thing. No, not have sex — though she did do that bad thing, the nasty whore — but parade around at the Oscars looking beautiful and happy even though her belly is swollen with a bastard child. How dare she!
question of the day: What do you think of the Oscar winners and losers?
And was the ceremony any fun? How were James Franco and Anne Hathaway as hosts? What did I miss?
nope, can’t watch the Oscars after all…
Oscar.com is not streaming the actual ceremony.
I’d like to thank the Academy for screwing over everyone not in the U.S.
I’m watching the announcer cam…
…on Oscar.com. In case you want to follow along.
pretty sure I will be able to watch the Oscars…
…online from where I am, here in London. Assuming I can get Oscar.com to play nice — and that I can stay awake — look for Oscar live-blogging here in a few hours…
Colin Firth and Natalie Portman are Oscar shoo-ins; everything else up for grabs: Oscar predictions
Here’s an at-a-glance look at my picks for Sunday night’s Academy Awards — projected winners are Xed. Keep in mind: this isn’t a list of whom I think should win Oscars but whom I think will win…
