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Trolls: World Tour movie review: a cinematic Rubicon by dint of pandemic coincidence

Tue, Apr 07, 2020
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As pastel and glittery as its predecessor, with a silliness more glorious and less forced. Sweet, smart, sincere… but it doesn’t deserve to be carrying the future of movies on its little shoulders.

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Onward movie review: the Pixar road goes ever on

Fri, Mar 06, 2020
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Don’t let the Pixar curve throw you: familiar this quest may be, but it’s full of magic and wonder and humor and melancholy, and set in a fully realized fantasy world. Not a masterpiece but very good.

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts 2020 (92nd Academy Awards) review

Sat, Feb 08, 2020
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My pick: I haven’t seen a short film this year that is as full of pure joy as “Hair Love.” I’d like to think that its sweet positivity will be the thing that, at this awful moment, gives it an edge.

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Playmobil: The Movie movie review: a cheap ad disguised as a movie (barely)

Tue, Dec 03, 2019
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This plastic horror — horrifically, it’s a musical — is a head-smackingly dumb exercise in corporate filmmaking and mercenary marketing. So crass it makes me rethink my love of the toys themselves.

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Frozen II movie review: the thaw sets in

Tue, Dec 03, 2019
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There’s magic here, and elemental spirits, but no magic and nothing elemental, metaphorically speaking. Rote and smaller than its predecessor. Even the songs are bland and forgettable.

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Abominable movie review: a bit of a snow job

Sun, Oct 13, 2019
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Lovely animation and gentle, kid-pitched life lessons can’t quite overcome the familiar feel of this E.T. retread, nor the forced sense of wonder that is more convenient crutch than anything organic.

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The Angry Birds Movie 2 movie review: seeing red seeing Red

Wed, Aug 14, 2019
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Painfully stupid faux-woke slapstick that wants to have its idiot male hero and its nods to feminism at the same time. Kids are listening, they are absorbing this garbage, and they deserve better. (now with a brief review of short “Hair Love”)

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Toy Story 4 movie review: recycled playthings… again

Wed, Jun 19, 2019
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The series’ saving grace is that, with humor and heart so beautifully wise and stunningly rendered (CGI pun intended), even as returns diminish, a new chapter is still warm and smartly entertaining.

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The Secret Life of Pets 2 movie review: gone to the dogs

Fri, May 31, 2019
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Underwhelming: episodic, a random collection of unconnected vignettes rather than one cohesive story. Inoffensive, but missing the first movie’s fantastical animals’ perspective on the human world.

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Missing Link movie review: unevolved throwback

Sat, Apr 06, 2019
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A quite literally cartoonishly awful protagonist, a plot that makes no sense, lowbrow humor, and terrible gender dynamics add up to an unpleasant retro mess.

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