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The Hitman’s Bodyguard movie review: protection racket

Fri, Aug 18, 2017
9 comments

Reluctant-buddy action comedy feels like unfunny, warmed-over ’90s leftovers. Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson look like they’d rather be elsewhere.

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Fun Mom Dinner movie review: stay at home, moms

Fri, Aug 04, 2017
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Stereotypes and contrived shenanigans don’t seem to actually offer much catharsis for harried moms seeking escape. And the dads inevitably butt into their me-time.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie review: a brief look at the long and the shorts of it

Fri, Jul 21, 2017
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Sweet, subversive, and absolutely hilarious, at once a snarky superhero sendup and an unironically joyful celebration of friendship and imagination.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming movie review: boys and their alien toys

Fri, Jul 07, 2017
50 comments

Thoroughly charming. Spider-Man’s signature light comedy works surprisingly well even as this story is uniquely steeped in the darker Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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The House movie review: burn it down

Mon, Jul 03, 2017
1 comment

The hint of a seed of a bitter satire is buried under inept, momentum-free comedy. They should have developed the script’s rough first draft instead of shooting it.

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Lost in Paris (Paris pieds nus) movie review: French kicks

Thu, Jun 22, 2017
6 comments

An exquisite miniature puzzle-box pop-up-book of a movie. All is color and light and exhilaration here, a fantastical lark that is sheer mischievous joy.

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The Wedding Invitation movie review: regrets only

Mon, Jun 12, 2017
5 comments

This strained comedy might have been progressive in the 1960s, but today it reeks of an infantilization of women that warrants squashing, not celebrating.

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Baywatch movie review: sun’s out, dumb’s out

Fri, May 26, 2017
25 comments

A beach-slap to anyone with a brain. Embodies everything that is wrong with Hollywood today. It is proudly dumb. It is proudly sexist. It is proudly pointless.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (aka Dead Men Tell No Tales) movie review: yo ho no

Tue, May 23, 2017
44 comments

The franchise finally overstays its welcome with this cacophony of CGI spectacle, a contrived and confusing plot, and a newly cruel and stupid Jack Sparrow.

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Whisky Galore! movie review: leave it in the bottle

Fri, May 12, 2017
6 comments

The cast is charming, but this listless and mysteriously unfunny cover of the 1949 Ealing comedy doesn’t seem to have bothered to look for a good reason to exist.

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