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Monsters: Dark Continent movie review: war movie is hell

Wed, Apr 22, 2015
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Suffers from a terrible case of cinematic aphasia. Clearly thinks it’s saying something important and deep, but makes no damn sense at all.

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Alex of Venice movie review: no mess like home

Mon, Apr 20, 2015
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead is eminently relatable in a compassionate, human-scaled movie of the sort that movies have almost forgotten of late.

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The Last Five Years movie rating: red light

Thu, Apr 16, 2015
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An unpleasant couple sings ridiculously on-the-nose lyrics about the collapse of a romance that we are given no way to sympathize with or understand.

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The Salvation movie review: manifest density

Wed, Apr 15, 2015
6 comments

Nearly Blazing Saddles without the jokes: all genre conventions with none of the fun, just your inescapable expectations met around every sun-blighted corner.

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The Reconstruction of William Zero (aka The Proxy) movie rating: red light

Wed, Apr 15, 2015
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Thematically ambitious cloning drama wants to explore the personal ramifications of a new technology but falls down where it needs to be strongest…

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Woman in Gold movie review: more than just a pretty picture

Fri, Apr 10, 2015
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A deeply moving and very satisfying piece of entertainment that knits up seemingly disparate elements in a tapestry of family pain and pride.

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The Water Diviner movie review: magic unrealism

Wed, Apr 08, 2015
68 comments

When director Crowe sticks to historical adventure, his film is tense and exciting. But it lacks a sense of magic that it needs to make it fully engaging.

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Beyond the Mask movie review: assassin’s creed

Wed, Apr 08, 2015
49 comments

Wannabe Christian swashbuckler throws a lot of stuff up on the screen in the hopes that something will stick as exciting and romantic. None of it does.

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Spring movie review: she’s waaay out of his league

Fri, Apr 03, 2015
143 comments

A same-old male-ego-stroking romantic-wish-fulfillment fantasy becomes actually enraging when it adds a sci-fi-horror twist.

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night movie review: blood pressure

Tue, Mar 31, 2015
4 comments

The Iranian skateboarding vampire feminist spaghetti western we have all been waiting for, creepy cool and gorgeously sinister, engorged with suspense and desire.

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