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The Last Five Years movie rating: red light

The Last Five Years red light Anna Kendrick Jeremy Jordan

An unpleasant couple sings ridiculously on-the-nose lyrics about the collapse of a romance that we are given no way to sympathize with or understand. Absolute torture.
I’m “biast” (pro): really like Anna Kendrick

I’m “biast” (con): nothing

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(My Ratings posts are a quick way for me to share my reaction to a film. This post will be updated if/when I ever write a review. Feel free to discuss the movie in depth in the comments section.)

See also my #WhereAreTheWomen rating of The Last Five Years for its representation of girls and women.

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The Last Five Years (2015)
US/Can release: Feb 13 2015 (VOD same day)
UK/Ire release: Apr 17 2015 (VOD May 01 2015)

MPAA: rated PG-13 for sexual material, brief strong language and a drug image
BBFC: rated 12A (moderate sex, sex references, infrequent strong language, drug references)

viewed at a private screening with an audience of critics

official site | IMDb
more reviews: Movie Review Query Engine | Rotten Tomatoes

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