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Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie review: ever just the same, never a surprise

Tue, Mar 14, 2017
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Like a theme-park mounting of the 1991 cartoon, or the blandified pop version of an enchanting signature character tune. A watered-down pastiche of itself.

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My Life as a Zucchini (aka My Life as a Courgette) movie review: nutritious, filling, and delicious

Mon, Mar 06, 2017
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Simply a lovely film, with some of the most striking — and haunting — animation I’ve ever seen, and full of a remarkable and palpable warmth and humanity.

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The White King movie review: a boy’s-eye view on dystopia

Thu, Jan 26, 2017
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This sad mess of a vaguely sci-fi coming-of-age tale seemingly could not be more plugged into current fears, and yet it feels utterly irrelevant.

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Monster Trucks movie review: what a car-tastrophe

Wed, Jan 04, 2017
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What if “monster trucks” actually meant — wait for it — that there were monsters in the trucks? From an idea by a four-year-old (really), and it shows.

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A Monster Calls movie review: the monster is within us all

Tue, Jan 03, 2017
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A fairy tale of the Grimm sort: no happy ending, no heroes or villains, just hard truths about life and human nature. Important, beautiful, heartbreaking.

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Sing movie review: hey, kids, let’s put on a show!

Mon, Dec 19, 2016
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Smart, sweet, gently funny, with a wonderfully exuberant voice performance by Matthew McConaughey that hints at fresh new realms animated movies can reach.

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Moana movie review: the hero with a thousand faces finally has a female one

Tue, Nov 22, 2016
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A wonderful mythology of demons and demigods. A heroine who embodies the bold spirit of her people. Another sweet, funny, exciting triumph from Disney.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie review: reparo movens ad imaginem

Thu, Nov 17, 2016
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Forget about magical creatures: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them could use some help finding itself, and in figuring out who its protagonist is.

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The Eagle Huntress documentary review: badass girl is badass even without embellishments to her story (LFF 2016)

Thu, Nov 03, 2016
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Problems with authenticity don’t detract from the power of a story about a teen girl pursuing a challenging sport amongst beautiful Mongolian landscapes.

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Trolls movie review: you can’t stop the cute

Fri, Oct 28, 2016
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Cute and sweet and will put you to sleep, like a diabetic coma, and then it will smack you awake with its relentlessly cheery vivid-pastel optimism.

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