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The Great Gilly Hopkins movie review: a girl’s anger

Wed, Oct 05, 2016
2 comments

A tough, simple story about a foster kid whose path to finding a family and a home is not an easy one. There are no platitudes here, just bittersweet truth.

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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children movie review: infodump, the movie

Sat, Oct 01, 2016
14 comments

Relentlessly dull. A tour of a strange world and “characters” little more than their “peculiar” abilities isn’t enough to whip up fantastical excitement.

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Kubo and the Two Strings movie review: quest for family

Mon, Sep 12, 2016
11 comments

Magic, music, and monsters come together to create a marvelous fairy tale that’s scary, sweet, and full of tough emotions that kids’ movies often avoid.

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Robinson Crusoe (aka The Wild Life) movie review: castaway… you know, for kids!

Tue, Sep 06, 2016
8 comments

A bland electronic babysitter, suitable only for small children still distracted by bright colors, slapstick cartoon animals, and simplistic wordplay.

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Swallows and Amazons movie review: a free-range kiddie adventure

Thu, Aug 18, 2016
6 comments

Behold a time before helicopter parenting, when children roamed free, ate cake for dinner, and played with fire. A delightfully old-fashioned treat.

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Pete’s Dragon movie review: big friendly dragon

Mon, Aug 08, 2016
11 comments

More like a pleasant walk in a redwood forest with a boy and his dragon than a rollicking adventure, but its serenity and warm heart are infectious.

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Ice Age: Collision Course movie review: where is a mass extinction when you need one?

Mon, Jul 18, 2016
9 comments

The Ice Age flicks are the cinematic equivalent of drive-through nuggets of reconstituted chicken slurry served by a bored teenager in a cardboard hat.

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The Secret Life of Pets movie review: dogs and cats living together…

Tue, Jul 05, 2016
3 comments

Charming. A cleverly constructed and amusingly rendered fantasy adventure that sings with a sweet, wistful devotion to home, family, and friendship.

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The BFG movie review: that sense of wonder where it all went wrong

Thu, Jun 30, 2016
3 comments

Fantasy meandering twists into something more action-oriented, and there’s little magic in it. This is not what we expect from a master cinematic fantasist.

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Alice Through the Looking Glass movie review: a mirror cracked

Tue, May 24, 2016
6 comments

Believes six impossible things — like implausible character motivations, or big emotions — because they’re in the script, without bothering to earn them.

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