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CHiPs movie review: they promised chip would happen, and it did

Mon, Mar 27, 2017
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Toilet humor, cars exploding for no reason, random naked boobies, and gay panic… although, weirdly, also lots of awkward, unerotic nearly naked Dax Shepard.

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Personal Shopper movie review: shadows of sorrow

Fri, Mar 17, 2017
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Strange and melancholy, this genre-defying portrait of grief and loneliness puts Kristen Stewart’s onscreen persona of restive reluctance to very effective use.

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A Cure for Wellness movie review: it ails me

Fri, Feb 24, 2017
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Ominous signs and psychological detours get tossed out and tossed away on the path to ridiculous gothic nonsense that takes itself far too seriously.

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Zero Days documentary review: the code war has begun

Thu, Jan 12, 2017
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Fascinating and horrifying. A gripping detective story and an impassioned call for public debate over terrifying weapons that have already been loosed.

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Jack Reacher: Never Go Back movie review: don’t go back for the sequel

Wed, Oct 19, 2016
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Jack Reacher is back. And no one seems to know why. Low stakes, a rote plot, and undistinguished action add up to a pointless and unnecessary sequel.

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The Girl on the Train movie review: in praise of flawed women

Thu, Oct 06, 2016
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An imperfect adaptation of an uncinematic novel is nevertheless a challenging portrait of a woman as deeply screwed up as usually only men get to be onscreen.

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A Conspiracy of Faith (Flaskepost fra P) movie review: is God dead? or is he the killer?

Wed, Jun 15, 2016
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Denmark’s smash-hit Nordic noir series Department Q arrives in the US… and this third chapter is menacing, creepy, and morbidly engaging.

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The Nice Guys movie review: not-so-nice comic noir

Fri, Jun 03, 2016
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Two fun characters played by two great actors with fantastic chemistry together go in search of a movie, and — spoiler! — never quite find it.

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The American Side movie review: Tesla tease

Tue, May 03, 2016
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Invoking fascinating conspiracy theories surrounding Nikola Tesla only to turn them into a macguffin, this neonoir detective flick ultimately disappoints.

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The Keeper of Lost Causes (Kvinden i buret) and The Absent One (Fasandraeberne) movies review: good clean nasty Nordic noir

Fri, Apr 15, 2016
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Grim treats, mining suspense and urgency from intensely plotted dual timelines of brutal criminality. A must for fans of rumpled, cynical, bitter detectives.

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