The Last Song (review)
Damn you, Greg Kinnear, for making me cry over *The Last Song*…
Damn you, Greg Kinnear, for making me cry over *The Last Song*…
Those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie.
There hasn’t been a movie like The Runaways, one about women rockers that’s just as raw and earthy and tough and pitiless as the ones about the men are.
Lots of spoilers! assumes you’ve seen the episode!
I didn’t know, going in to *Chloe,* that it is an English-language remake of the 2003 French film *Nathalie…* So as it unspooled, I found myself not pondering sexy Gallic flicks but, instead, this: “Atom Egoyan’s been watching *Fatal Attraction,* hasn’t he?”
How a does a timid boy become a violent gangster? Like this.
A tediously familiar collection of pointlessly crude moments drunk on their own cruelty and call it a movie. They should have titled it *Tucker Max to the Future* if they wanted folks to have an accurate idea of what they were in for…
It’s been a long time since I had to stifle the urge to shout, “No no NO!” at a movie screen in order to ensure that everything turned out okay in the end.
First thing the Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes made me think? (Okay, second thing, after ‘Sexiest Holmes evah!’) ‘I have got to see Young Sherlock Holmes again.’
Perhaps Tennant ramped up the maliciousness as a distraction from the fact that his stars were evincing zero chemistry…