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Bullet Train movie review: total derailment

Sat, Aug 06, 2022
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The cast is, on paper, terrific, but there’s nothing engaging in their bloody savagery. A misfire of a supposed action comedy, this mind-numbing mess is by turns grating, tedious, and infuriating.

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Navalny documentary review: celebrating the biggest pain in Putin’s ass

Thu, Apr 14, 2022
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Spectacularly entertaining. As gripping, as suspenseful as a finely wrought fictional thriller; a sheer delight as a portrait of the man himself. Films don’t get much more daring or crucial than this.

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Ambulance movie review: dead on arrival

Fri, Apr 01, 2022
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A screaming deluge of metal and rubber devoid of drama, suspense, and elegance. Instead it’s random vehicular chaos enacted with the same energy of a four-year-old smashing his toys into one another.

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Gold movie review: dust in the wind

Sun, Mar 13, 2022
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In a dry, dusty, desperate landscape, Zac Efron goes full grunge, effectively underplaying physical and psychological implosion. But there’s nothing unexpected in this brutal open-air chamber piece.

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Death on the Nile movie review: Kenneth Branagh steps in the same river twice

Wed, Feb 16, 2022
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This should be salacious! We should revel in the seething jealousy and simmering resentments! But there’s not much suspense or engagement in waiting for someone to die, nor in finding out whodunnit.

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Maxima and Mothers of the Revolution documentaries review: women getting it done

Tue, Feb 01, 2022
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Two new documentaries tell inspiring stories about ordinary women radicalized into revolutionary action, from anti-nuke protests in the 1980s to anti-corporate and anti-corruption activism today.

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Munich: The Edge of War movie review: they’ll try to thwart Hitler!

Thu, Jan 20, 2022
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Dull, earnest fanfic full of halfhearted secret-agent shenanigans and a misguided rethink of Chamberlain the appeaser. Same-old rote, by-the-number World War II–ing we’ve seen countless times before.

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Shepherd movie review: gothic shaggy dog

Fri, Nov 26, 2021
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Elegantly gloomy but ultimately unsatisfying gothic rural horror that is all too-static mood. Tom Hughes makes a valiant go of a descent into madness, but the character is little more than his misery.

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No Time to Die movie review: no, Mr Bond, I expect you to retire

Thu, Oct 07, 2021
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In the era of COVID and Brexit, much of this overstuffed adventure feels redundant, farcical, inconsequential, and desperate. But Ana de Armas and Lashana Lynch show us the way to a future for 007.

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The Card Counter movie review: unnatural stillness at the center of the storm

Fri, Sep 17, 2021
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Grim, mysterious, and unsettling, never more so than when it is quiet and still. But a brutality lurks below its calm, slick surface. Oscar Isaac’s performance is a work of astonishing minimalism.

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