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suspense/thriller

The Dive movie review: don’t hold your breath

Sun, Sep 10, 2023
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Intermittent moments of fleeting suspense punctuate literal and figurative murkiness (I gave up trying to figure out what was going on) as it flails around trying to pad itself out to feature length.

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Sympathy for the Devil movie review: schtick the landing

Sun, Jul 30, 2023
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Rote cat-and-mouse thriller spins its wheels getting somewhere obvious, just so wild-eyed Nic Cage can cartoonishly Rage again. Look, the actor has found his schtick, and he’s sticking with it, okay?

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How to Blow Up a Pipeline movie review: it means the earth to them

Fri, Apr 07, 2023
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A heist drama, incendiary and intense, with planetary stakes. These young people are desperate, with nothing to lose, and everyone older than them made them this way. Nihilism is their only optimism.

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Full Time (À plein temps) movie review: mother of invention

Fri, Mar 03, 2023
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This relentless, heart-in-your-throat, ticking-clock thriller about precarious single-motherhood could not be more timely or more intimate. As real, and as recognizably stressful, as the genre gets.

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Knock at the Cabin movie review: there appears to be an apocalypse happening

Sun, Feb 26, 2023
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There is only one thing worse than an M. Night Shyamalan movie with a twist ending. And that is one without a twist ending. Feels like a faith-based movie trying to sneak in under a disingenuous wire.

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Plane movie review: ‘Sully,’ but make it badass

Sun, Jan 29, 2023
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Entertainingly ridiculous? Or ridiculously entertaining? The slick of wild nonsense slapped over an uninspired undercoat is enjoyable enough while you’re onboard, and then it’s instantly forgettable.

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Blackbird movie review: Michael “Riverdance” Flatley flatfoots his way into filmmaking

Wed, Sep 07, 2022
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Long rumored — long threatened? — writer-director-producer-star Flatley’s self-financed pabulum opus is baffling and hilariously awful. It exists only because an incredibly rich man has money to burn.

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Black Mail movie review: no reason to give in to it

Sat, Aug 27, 2022
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Limp thriller is both overly earnest and naively preposterous. A mess of retro ideas about marriage and men, with a protagonist who lacks agency. There’s no suspense but plenty of misplaced moralizing.

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Nope movie review: are we not entertained?

Fri, Aug 26, 2022
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There are delicious popcorn-movie vibes and horrors galore, both funny-suspenseful and stone-cold bone-chilling. But most intriguing is the twistiness of how the movie grapples with its own existence.

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Orphan: First Kill movie review: not-so-little girl lost

Wed, Aug 17, 2022
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The rare sequel better than the original, but that’s not saying much. Takes too long to get to its surprises, its adult star is unconvincing as a child, and its minimal cleverness feels like a cheat.

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