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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse movie review: be prepared… to throw it in the campfire

Thu, Nov 05, 2015
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One of the most sexist movies I’ve ever seen. Male juvenile fantasy at its most tired, its most obvious, its most banal, and its most infuriating.

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Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials movie review: apocalyptic pile-on

Fri, Sep 11, 2015
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The only slightly original element of the first film — the Maze — is gone, and now we’re in not simply a generic afterscape but every sci-fi afterscape.

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The Second Mother movie review: cleaning house

Thu, Sep 10, 2015
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Sharply observant and always surprising; mixes dry humor, aching drama, and stinging social commentary in its clashes between classes and generations.

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The Visit movie review: grandma’s house (of horrors?)

Wed, Sep 09, 2015
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Over the river and through the woods to yet another banal, anticlimactic attempt at storytelling from M. Night Shyamalan. And this time, it’s found-footage.

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl movie review: sick of it

Fri, Sep 04, 2015
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The Manic Pixie Dream Girl gets sick, but she can still inspire a man to better himself, while also adding a dash of repugnant narcissism to the subgenre.

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Barely Lethal movie review: hidden in plain sight

Fri, Aug 28, 2015
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Charming and funny, a wonderfully sweet and silly mashup of spy stuff and high-school comedies, like if John Hughes made a James Bond movie.

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Ten Thousand Saints movie review: exhausted urban elegy

Tue, Aug 18, 2015
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An achingly perfect evocation of New York’s East Village in the 1980s and an amazing cast cannot make this tale of adolescent anxiety catch fire.

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Paper Towns and Mistress America movies review: girls’ stories are their own (and not yours, boys)

Mon, Aug 17, 2015
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Want to debunk the myth and the mystery of the manic pixie dream girl? There’s a wrong way to do that… and an oh-so marvelously right way.

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52 Tuesdays movie rating: green light

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
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Compassionate Australian drama about a teenaged girl’s sexual awakening that is complicated by her mother’s transgender transition to manhood.

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Max movie review: all dogs go to war

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
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Jingoistic propaganda and heart-tugging cornball melodrama about a dog with PTSD. It’s how we are Enduring Freedom. God bless America.

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