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23 Blast movie review: do they play football in Heaven?

Thu, Oct 23, 2014
11 comments

The clunky script and amateurish performances are not unexpected in the faith-based genre, but its dubious “inspiration” gives even diehard-atheist me pause.

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The Maze Runner movie review: a terrible feeling of deja vu

Thu, Oct 09, 2014
32 comments

Bland and generic beyond the small pleasures of its theme-park-ride-esque thrills and its half-intriguing, half-infuriating mystery.

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day movie review: not terrible

Wed, Oct 08, 2014
3 comments

It’s strictly for kids, this very silly, mostly sweet tale of middle-school angst, with a few nonconformist hand grenades tossed in for good measure.

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The Dead Lands movie review (London Film Festival)

Mon, Sep 29, 2014
17 comments

A tediously clichéd, overblown, badly acted action flick full of bloody movie violence dressed up in Maori drag.

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The Riot Club movie review: bad boys never lose

Thu, Sep 18, 2014
4 comments

Hooray for a good old-fashioned rich-bastard bashing. But they get the last laugh: These guys are the future masters of the universe. Hooray.

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The Giver movie review: give it back

Thu, Sep 18, 2014
21 comments

A very simplistic Dystopia for Dummies — with a bit of Terrence Malick for Dummies — and inoffensive enough until it devolves into all kinds of stupid.

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If I Stay movie review: you see me, you really see me

Fri, Aug 29, 2014
1 comment

Honest, emotional teen melodrama with a great performance by Chloe Grace Moretz that serves as a beautiful metaphor for the choices that teen girls face.

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Rich Hill documentary review: American dysfunction

Wed, Aug 27, 2014
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A portrait of American poverty in which compassion for its subjects is matched only by a caustic rage at the utter collapse of the American dream.

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Around the Block movie review: to teach, perchance to inspire

Fri, Aug 01, 2014
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Appealing performances, a few tweaks to genre clichés, and a sincere desire to counter outrageous racism go a long way toward making this worth a look.

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Very Good Girls movie review: sex negative

Fri, Jul 25, 2014
3 comments

An almost complete waste of a talented cast, and all to, apparently, convince teenaged girls that sex isn’t worth the hassle. Say what?

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