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Little movie review: small and slight indeed

Thu, Apr 11, 2019
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Bullying tech CEO is cursed to revert to powerless kid-dom. The limp, desperate comedy that follows never figures out who its audience is and is often unintentionally obnoxious and disturbing.

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Shazam! movie review: unmarvelous

Tue, Apr 02, 2019
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Nothing matters in this literal adolescent-male power fantasy, a cheesy mishmash of nonsense and low stakes. Anyone who needs at least a bit of meat in their superhero tales will be disappointed.

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The Crossing (Guo Chun Tian) movie review: smuggler’s blahs

Fri, Mar 22, 2019
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This uninvolving coming-of-age crime drama tries to dazzle with visual tricksiness, but it cannot make up for its teen protagonist who is mere metaphorical symbol, and a bystander in her own story.

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Five Feet Apart movie review: love/sick teen romance

Thu, Mar 14, 2019
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Beautiful teens fall in love while dying prettily in this year’s tragic young romance, one that medical necessity renders refreshingly chaste. Best bit: Star Haley Lu Richardson is genuinely charming.

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Children of the Snow Land documentary review: an epic journey… to and from school

Wed, Mar 13, 2019
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An unexpected, beautiful movie about the character and mettle it takes just to go to school when you come from one of the poorest and most remote places on the planet. A profoundly moving journey.

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Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts 2019 (91st Academy Awards) review

Tue, Feb 19, 2019
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My pick: Marshall Curry’s “A Night at the Garden,” presenting footage from a 1939 “pro-America” rally in New York City, a chilling reminder of the unpleasant cycles of American history.

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Fighting with My Family movie review: real fake

Tue, Feb 19, 2019
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Genuinely heartwarming, totally cheerworthy, bursting with warm and generous performances, and just a whole damn lotta fun. (And I hate professional wrestling.) Florence Pugh absolutely rocks it.

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Alita: Battle Angel movie review: ‘Rollerblade Runner’ with a Strong Female Character(TM)

Wed, Feb 13, 2019
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Devoid of personality and soul, this hellish Frankenstein monster of processed entertainment product wallows in a stew of borrowed ideas and imagery and does absolutely nothing fresh with them.

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If Beale Street Could Talk movie review: a velvet fist of love and strength

Fri, Feb 08, 2019
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A beautiful story about ugliness, about dignity in the face of hatred, told via delicate yet steely performances that imbue it with a power at once tender and infuriating. Totally enrapturing.

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Bumblebee movie review: floats like a butterfly…

Wed, Dec 19, 2018
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Nostalgic yet not mindlessly retro, a heartfelt girl-and-her-alien-robot-car action-adventure dramedy that hits all the right notes. Hailee Steinfeld is terrific, and there’s nary a whiff of Michael Bay.

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