terrible movie quotes: ‘Scream 4’ (contains a minor spoiler)
“One generation’s tragedy is another one’s joke.” –Dewey (David Arquette), and others…
movie buzz
terrible movie quotes: ‘Arthur’
“Wash your winkie.” –Hobson (Helen Mirren), to Arthur (Russell Brand)
terrible movie quotes: ‘Fast Five’ (aka ‘Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist’)
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…
trailer break: ‘Something Borrowed’
I know the movie is going to fully expect me to find its shittery charming and funny and wise and heartwarming. *grrr*
trailer break: ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’
I guarantee you that Michael Bay is having eight kinds of orgasms just thinking about the fact that we’re all watching all these lovely explosions in his new trailer today…
trailer break: ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2’
Wow! Looks like maybe the Harry Potter finale will do the series justice…
question of the day: Another ‘Terminator’ movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger: a good idea or a machine uprising to be put down?
I’m really beginning to think that Hollywood is hopeless, that it will never again give us another original idea, and perhaps we should welcome the robot apocalypse.
trailer break: ‘Dylan Dog: Dead of Night’
Apparently Dylan Dog is a thing if you’re into obscure Italian comic books…
trailer break: ‘Bridesmaids’
It’s The Hangover for girls.
trailer break: ‘Another Earth’
It’s science fiction, but not as we know it. Not as we know it at the movies, usually, at least. Hoorah!
