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Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Remember, ladies: Do not be your regular self if you want to catch a man. If you do, how will he be able to bitch later that you’ve “changed”? It would be nice is this movie were actually about a woman who doesn’t play games winning out … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Destroy books, kill in the name of a deity, and ignore the wisdom and advice of intelligent people based on what their genitalia looks like. It’s amazing we’ve managed to survive as long as we have. What would Hypatia of Alexandria think of us today? Perhaps needless … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Remember, if you don’t see this movie opening week, it’s the same thing as saying, “Fuck the coral reefs.” But hey, what have the coral reefs ever done for you, anyway? Unlike last year’s disappointing Earth, this DisneyNature film is not adapted from the BBC series Planet … more…
Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. “I told them no hazelnut! I swear that barista hates me”: Summit Entertainment tells us about the movie: FURRY VENGEANCE is a live action … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Warning: even this trailer is not for the squeamish. I’m still debating with myself whether I want to subject myself to this. These images are bad enough — I’m not sure I want the rest of it in my head. EW’s PopWatch asks, “Is this the most … more…
…and How to Train Your Dragon continues breathing fire: 1. Kick-Ass: $19.8 million (NEW) 2. How to Train Your Dragon: $19.6 million (4th week; drops 21%) 3. Date Night: $16.7 million (2nd week; drops 34%) 4. Death at a Funeral: $16.2 million (NEW) 5. Clash of the Titans: $15.4 million (3rd week; drops 42%) actual … more…
Can you believe they’re making me share the spotlight with other people in my movie? Look, I’m totally teh hero, okay? Serissly. I am. But they tells me that some of you prefer to check out the hot bland boys I’m supposed to be picking from, or, like, Ming the Merciless and the Xena sidekick. … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I’m pretty sure I had never seen Jeffrey Dean Morgan in anything before Watchmen, but now I want him to be in everything. And Zoe Saldana is clearly on her way to being in everything — Avatar, Star Trek, the new Death at a Funeral — and … more…
Awww. It’s a year in the lives of four babies from around the world. How the hell cute is Babies (opens in the U.S. and Canada on May 7; no U.K. release date has been announced) gonna be, anyway? George A. Romero has yet another zombie movie in the offing for us: Survival of the … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for this new Freddy Krueger? Interesting… Compare to the trailer for the original film: that one looks much scarier than this new one does. A Nightmare on Elm Street opens in the U.S. and Canada on April 30, and in … more…
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