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No one said marriage would be so much work! Everyone says, Marriage is great. It’s so awesome to have someone at your side you can trust through thick and thin. It’s better than being alone. You’ll love it! But no one tells you about the guns left lying around the living room. Or the bloodstains … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s hard to believe that it’s been nine years since the first film. Maybe they were waiting till the technology advanced enough so that we could get realistic CGI dogs barfing in 3D. Or perhaps this film has been sitting on a shelf since 2002. That might … more…
And it’s deja vu for the rest of the top five: 1. Clash of the Titans: £2.4 million (2nd week; drops 57%) 2. How to Train Your Dragon: £1.4 million (2nd week; drops 71%) 3. Kick-Ass: £1.19 million (2nd week; drops 69%) 4. Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: £1.18 million (3rd week; drops 55%) … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s an ogreful life, I guess, when Shrek discovers what the world would be like without him. Oh, yeah, and it’s in 3D. Can we hold them to that “the final chapter” promise? Shrek Forever After opens in the U.S. and Canada on May 21, and in … more…
I saw this headline yesterday at Cinematical: “Paul Verhoeven Working on Untitled Video Game Movie” and I thought: What’s the point of an untitled videogame movie? Isn’t the whole reason for adapting movies from videogames in the first place is that there is built-in name recognition from the gamer fanbase, much in the same way … more…
Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. “No, I haven’t seen that rat of a mutt of yours around, Mrs. Smith. Here, have a dog h’oeuvre…”: Icon Film Distribution tells us … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Looks like it’s gonna be 3D trailers all week long… I love this idea: Throw Legacy onto the end of any old movie when you remake/reboot it for that touch of class and elegance. Electric Boogaloo Legacy. Red Dawn Legacy. Teen Witch Legacy. Try it: it works … more…
You know what, dude? You can read our minds. We’re totally predictable. When you mention RedMist.org in your little Kick-Ass movie, you already know what 10 million geeks are going to do the minute they get home: They’re going to punch RedMist.org into a Web browser. (Hell, they might even do it right in the … more…
But Fey and Carell have a very nice night out: 1. Clash of the Titans: $26.6 million (2nd week; drops 57%) 2. Date Night: $25.2 million (NEW) 3. How to Train Your Dragon: $24.9 million (3rd week; drops 14%) 4. Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too: $11 million (2nd week; drops 62%) 5. … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Is this the wrongest use of 3D ever? It might be. Not that I totally can’t wait to get that one guy’s elbow in my face. Cuz that’s gonna be cool. I love how the trailer tells us that this is from director Jon M. Chu, like … more…
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