trailer break: ‘Blood Done Sign My Name’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I can’t believe this movie isn’t getting more promotion. I haven’t seen a single ad on TV. It has no official Web site. The trailer has only just become available on YouTube. It doesn’t look like it’s opening in more than a handful of theaters. This is … more…

caption this! image from ‘The Secret of Kells’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. Seriously, have you ever seen cockroaches this big?: Not only had I not heard about this movie before it was nominated for Best Animated … more…

trailer break: ‘Brooklyn’s Finest’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I just love saying “Antoine Fuqua.” That is the best name ever. “Antoine Fuqua.” And it sounds even better when trailer announcers say it. Why didn’t the trailer guy here say it? “From Antoine Fuqua, the director of Training Day.” How could they pass that up? Anyway, … more…

trailer break: ‘The Good Guy’

Wow! Really? The cheating Wall Street asshole boyfriend? The sweet nice guy who’s on time and likes to read but is romantically doomed because everyone thinks he’s gay? How do you think this one will end? I always figured that when people say things like, “There are no new stories,” and “All the good stories … more…

trailer break: ‘Green Zone’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon together again? Excellent. It’s The Hurt Locker meets The Bourne Supremacy. How can it go wrong? Is it just me, or shouldn’t Matt Damon finish up “I came here to find weapons and save lives” with “and I’m all out of gum”? … more…