question of the day: Why do you think three female Rebel pilots were cut from Return of the Jedi?
And are you as angry about this as I am?
And are you as angry about this as I am?
Charming. “Adorable” brats. Bratty grandparents. Just kill me now.
What will it take for the assumption to stop being automatic? An R-/15-rated animated film? Is such a thing even possible in the existing business environment for films?
Listen for that faux solemn Charlton Heston-esque voice in your head saying, “And the planet was known as Earth.”
Ooo ooo ooo! I know, I know! Tom Cruise is in the Matrix! No, wait, his dreams are being incepted! No, wait, wait: he’s in a video game!
Like cool, it’s 21 Jump Street meets Miss Congeniality 2 meets oh my god make it stop.
*squeeeee* Benedict Cumberbatch! *squeeeee*
And in only 40 days. With no 3D premium on ticket prices. Something powerful is happening here…
This is amazing. All these huge stars… and director Peter Farrelly apparently has blackmail material on all of them!
So awesome to see that someone has come up with some new jokes to be made about mothers. No, wait: they haven’t.