Romeo & Juliet Get Married (review)
It’s one joke that goes on way too long: these modern-day starcrossed lovers are Brazilians separated by an insurmountable divide: they are fans of rival soccer teams.
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Darkon (review)
You may not have heard of live-action role-playing gamers, who enact the battles and intrigues of imaginary fantasy realms. This engaging film introduces us to some of those fantasists…
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: Volume One (review)
By the power of Numbskull!
Taxi to the Dark Side (review)
I’d be sputtering with rage, except that I’m totally exhausted from raging for the last seven years. For ‘Taxi to the Dark Side’ is an infuriating film in so many ways that I can barely make myself coherent.
George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead (review)
I hate to say this — partly because I don’t want it to be true and partly because it’s such a terrible pun — but could the zombie movie finally be dead?
10,000 B.C. movie review: prehysterical
Oh my god: the silly, it burns. It burns!
Stargate SG-1: The Ark of Truth (review)
Oh, hoorah for more ‘Stargate SG-1’!
The Bank Job movie review: proper villains
I wouldn’t want to live in the world of ‘The Bank Job,’ in which absolutely everyone is corrupt except for the bad guys. Wait: I guess we already do. Sure, of course we do, cuz this is based on a true story…
Canvas (review)
Recipient of numerous film festival awards and praised by mental health experts for its authentic and humanistic portrayal of schizophrenia, this modest film is a must-see for its honesty and its fine, graceful performances.
Dedication (review)
There’s a reason why we don’t often see the black comedy combined with the romantic comedy: it rarely works.
