He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: Volume One (review)
By the power of Numbskull!
By the power of Numbskull!
I’d be sputtering with rage, except that I’m totally exhausted from raging for the last seven years. For ‘Taxi to the Dark Side’ is an infuriating film in so many ways that I can barely make myself coherent.
I hate to say this — partly because I don’t want it to be true and partly because it’s such a terrible pun — but could the zombie movie finally be dead?

Oh my god: the silly, it burns. It burns!
Oh, hoorah for more ‘Stargate SG-1’!

I wouldn’t want to live in the world of ‘The Bank Job,’ in which absolutely everyone is corrupt except for the bad guys. Wait: I guess we already do. Sure, of course we do, cuz this is based on a true story…
Recipient of numerous film festival awards and praised by mental health experts for its authentic and humanistic portrayal of schizophrenia, this modest film is a must-see for its honesty and its fine, graceful performances.
There’s a reason why we don’t often see the black comedy combined with the romantic comedy: it rarely works.
I’m so tired of hearing myself complaining about these movies that I may just give it up.
If you’re expecting more of the gorgeous, ugly luminosity of 2002’s ‘City of God’ — Fernando Meirelles’s astonishing film about life in the desperate slums of Brazil — don’t: you’ll only set yourself up for disappointment.