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mother! movie review: from WTF to STFU

Mon, Sep 11, 2017
284 comments

Darren Aronofsky’s self-pitying cinematic rending of garments is repulsive, transparent, and pointless. A grotesquely wrapped gift box of utter banality.

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It movie review: a series of unfortunate events

Fri, Sep 08, 2017
248 comments

The Goonies, Stand by Me, and Poltergeist went into a blender with a pinch of E.T. and John Hughes to smush into a mess of retro 80s mush.

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The Vault movie review: where the money is haunted

Thu, Sep 07, 2017
1 comment

Psychologically risible and paranormally inconsistent heist horror gives us not a single character to like or root for, or even to cheer dying.

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Ingrid Goes West movie review: an antisocial-media story

Mon, Sep 04, 2017
10 comments

Bitter, snide, and ultimately brutal, exactly the movie about social media we deserve; a satire that is barely satirical. Aubrey Plaza is hashtag savage.

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The Limehouse Golem movie review: riffing on the Ripper

Mon, Sep 04, 2017
4 comments

Lush sensationalism and Dickensian social justice collide in 1880s London, and if there isn’t quite enough of either, it’s still a slice of satisfying gothic horror.

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God’s Own Country movie review: the cultivation of love

Fri, Sep 01, 2017
2 comments

A wonderful portrait of life in a harsh, lonely place, and of romance as a prompt for personal growth and changing traditions. Raises the bar for British indies.

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Detroit movie review: racism 101 for white people

Thu, Aug 31, 2017
30 comments

Tense, gripping, enraging, but only about things that black Americans already know. This is a primer about racism for white people, and we must pay attention.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day 3D movie review: he said he’d be back…

Tue, Aug 29, 2017
2 comments

An action masterpiece newly remastered in gorgeous 4K (and rejiggered for superfluous 3D) reveals how fresh it remains not only technically but thematically.

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Logan Lucky movie review: a waste of a heist

Fri, Aug 25, 2017
5 comments

Fun enough and diverting enough while you’re in the middle of it, but hints of something much richer and more satisfying dangle just out of its reach.

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California Typewriter documentary review: a qwerty little passion

Fri, Aug 25, 2017
4 comments

A winsome spell of romance and nostalgia and adorably dorky passion. This is not a portrait of people with an odd hobby: it is a hymn to mechanical beauty.

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