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Avatar: The Way of Water movie review: blueface on a blue planet

Fri, Dec 23, 2022
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The filmmaking craft may be (mostly) astonishing. But the craft must always — always — be in aid of a compelling story populated by compelling characters… and that’s not so much the case here.

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Harry & Meghan: Vol I television review: royal rumble counterpunch

Fri, Dec 09, 2022
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There is little here we did not already know, but this is nevertheless a fascinating counterpoint to royal propaganda. Kudos to Harry’s audacity at being unwilling to perpetuate a noxious paradigm.

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Blackbird movie review: Michael “Riverdance” Flatley flatfoots his way into filmmaking

Wed, Sep 07, 2022
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Long rumored — long threatened? — writer-director-producer-star Flatley’s self-financed pabulum opus is baffling and hilariously awful. It exists only because an incredibly rich man has money to burn.

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Beast (2022) movie review: he fights the lion

Thu, Sep 01, 2022
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Idris Elba fights a lion. This is what we are promised and this is what we get. The purity is sort of beautiful. But is it a failure of the movie, or a success, that it treats such nonsense earnestly?

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Black Mail movie review: no reason to give in to it

Sat, Aug 27, 2022
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Limp thriller is both overly earnest and naively preposterous. A mess of retro ideas about marriage and men, with a protagonist who lacks agency. There’s no suspense but plenty of misplaced moralizing.

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Nope movie review: are we not entertained?

Fri, Aug 26, 2022
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There are delicious popcorn-movie vibes and horrors galore, both funny-suspenseful and stone-cold bone-chilling. But most intriguing is the twistiness of how the movie grapples with its own existence.

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Orphan: First Kill movie review: not-so-little girl lost

Wed, Aug 17, 2022
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The rare sequel better than the original, but that’s not saying much. Takes too long to get to its surprises, its adult star is unconvincing as a child, and its minimal cleverness feels like a cheat.

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Eiffel movie review: Gustave’s erection

Wed, Aug 17, 2022
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Comfortably unchallenging French romantic drama, though it does Freudian-slip into implying that the engineer was only inspired to erect his soaring tower when an old flame reawakened his, er, heart.

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The Princess documentary review: look back in anger

Thu, Aug 11, 2022
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A portrait of Diana’s depiction in the press that is incendiary, incisive, and transfixing. A litany of horror, in retrospect, and an incredibly valuable look at how public stories are shaped by media.

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Wild Men (Vildmænd) movie review: mild men, more like

Wed, Aug 10, 2022
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This Danish black comedy is a meandering exploration of masculinity in the 21st century, and though it’s more miss than hit, it’s charming and bittersweetly heartfelt in its bumbling and bungling.

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