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It’s the unholy spawn of Saw, which was in turn only the semisacred spawn of Se7en. This is what the endless rounds of imitation and outright theft do to a supposedly creative industry: result in blurry, smudged third-generation photocopies that can’t even distinguish themselves through attempts at pornographic excess. A gang of thoroughly unlikable idiots … more…
Best. Bruce Willis performance. Ever. Swear to god. Or Bruno.
It’s ‘Comparative Mythology for Dummies’ done up Hollywood style, except there’s no smooching.
I kinda don’t wanna burst Zahedi’s bubble, because at least he’s being open and exploratory and honest about how infatuated with himself he is, which is more than can be said for most men, but still: Bwahahah, get over yourself, dude.
Who knew there was so much on a cruise ship that could explode so spectacularly? Plus: ohmigod, Josh Lucas!
Canadian-Indian filmmaker Deepa Mehta has the temerity to suggest that women are people too.
Look, I realize that it can be hard to distinguish from dry snark, but I swear to god I am being 100 percent totally and sincerely sincere when I implore you to feel Tom’s pain. Maybe.
Cute baby animals in danger! What’s not to love? Unfortunately, quite a bit.
Frightfully dull.
Dramatizes a bizarre moment in time with a straightforward aplomb that is devastating. You wish you could laugh at the insanity of it but the only emotional response is overwhelming rage and grief.
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