009 Re: Cyborg review: hasta la what now?
A whole lotta WTF folded into a derivative, misogynist, and just plain incoherent mess.
2013 theatrical releases
Populaire review: just your type
Ridiculously charming as it spins a deliciously retro kitsch magic. (new DVD/VOD UK)
The Purge review: good, decent, patriotic violence
Asks us to look anew — and askance — at conventions of cinematic horror while also engaging in startling satire of America’s culture of violence. (new DVD/VOD UK; also US/Can)
The Hangover Part III review: get pissed
It’s like they realized they never should have made a sequel, so for Part III, they didn’t even bother to make a Hangover movie at all…
Epic review: you can’t stop the rot
Ironically, nothing feels organic here, and certainly nothing feels magical…
The Grating Toretto, by Nick Carraway (Fast & Furious 6 review)
A colossal affair swollen with the hubris and arrogance of men who trail the foul dust of mayhem in their wake.
Paul Walker is an idiot abroad (Vehicle 19 review)
OMG, is this supposed to be this funny?
based on a terrible true story (Our Children review)
Harrowing and unsettling…
feel the rush of endorkins (Star Trek Into Darkness review)
A Star Trek for our times. Very much for our times. Which means there’s little hope to be found here…
there’s no way Almodóvar can land this plane (I’m So Excited! review)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
