Splice (review)
What if there were realms in which *woman* was not meant to meddle? It’s not as progressive as it sounds. But you knew that already.
reviews by year
Get Him to the Greek (review)
Russell Brand is still the best thing here, but at least he gets to be onscreen a helluva lot more than he was in *Sarah Marshall.* Alas that onscreen just as often is Jonah Hill…
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (review)
I saw *Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time*? Why can’t I remember anything about it?
Harry Brown (review)
Michael Caine as Dirty Harry? Well, not quite…
Sex and the City 2 (review)
Thank Jimmy Choo for feminism! Am I right, ladies? I mean, not the nasty hairy feminism that’s all about equal pay and publicly subsidized day care and all that nonsense…
MacGruber (review)
Dont believe the haterz man! MacGruber is freakin awesome!
Shrek Forever After (review)
They’ve promised us that this will be the last Shrek film, and please let it be true.
Letters to Juliet (review)
Is the world so full of women ready to settle, romantically, for Mr. Just Barely Okay that even our romantic fantasies are full of such situations
Just Wright (review)
A tepid, almost conflict-free romantic drama that takes no chances whatsoever. Still: Queen Latifah!
Robin Hood (review)
How can it be that my geeky little heart has been ripped from my chest and my geeky little soul crushed underfoot like so much spilled popcorn on the floor of the multiplex? That wasn’t supposed to happen. Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott’s *Robin Hood* was supposed to be *awesome.*
