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Take a break from work: watch a trailer… You know how yesterday I complained that there isn’t enough Christopher Eccleston in the trailer for Amelia? Well, here’s a second trailer for G.I. Joe, and he ain’t in it at all. He’s the friggin’ super badass villain, with friggin’ laser beams on his head and stuff. … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I learned yesterday that this shan’t be screened for critics, and now I can see why. How the hell old is that guy playing the valedictorian? The IMDB says 28. Geez. Or perhaps I should say geezer. Not that 28 is old old, of course, but it’s … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… We’re getting real close to this one, at last. Seems like we’ve been waiting forever. Oh yeah: we have. We were supposed to get this last November. Now, of course, the DVD will be the hot giftie for Christmas 2009. Talk about magic: J.K. Rowling and Warner … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Ah, it’s Downloading Paul Giamatti. Nice. “I can’t feel anything”? Wasn’t that the idea, dude, to get rid of that pesky thing that was making you think and feel and was causing all the angst and worry? Why, if you don’t think or feel anymore, you can … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… If it were any other director, I’d say, “Well, they just gave away the whole movie. Of course Leo’s gonna escape from the island.” But with Scorsese, I’m not so sure. And it’s not just Scorsese, either. This is based on a novel by Dennis Lehane, who … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Bruno – Red Band Trailer | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com Oo, that “man with two dildos” bit is so an homage to Monty Python and their man-with-a-pointed-stick sketch. Does Sacha Baron Cohen go too far? Maybe. But he goes too far in the right direction, and … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… In case you’re not already clued in, director and cowriter Jennifer Lynch is, indeed, David Lynch’s daughter, and yes, she inherited the freaky-weird-moviemaker gene. Also, just about everyone appearing in this movie — definitely French Stewart, Julia Ormond, and Bill Pullman — also have that gene. I … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Oh, snap! It’d be funny if it hadn’t come out of my pocket, which held a couple of pennies and some lint and is now empty. But I’m delighted that all those needy CEOs will sleep securely tonight in their golden parachutes. Because nothing is more heartwarming … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer! Wah!!!! Cancer cancer cancer … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… This one is probably not going to be a laugh riot. Interesting: there’s a long section of untranslated, unsubtitled dialogue. I wonder why… The Stoning of Soraya M. opens in the U.S. on June 26; no U.K. release date has been announced.
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