trailer break: ‘The Resident’
See what happens to women when they do silly things like live on their own? They get raped and murdered and stuff.
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trailer break: ‘Tomorrow, When the War Began’
It’s Red Dawn Down Under!
trailer break: ‘Source Code’
Didn’t Quantum Leap do this 20 years ago?
retro trailer: ‘The Fountainhead’
Mmm, Gary Cooper… he can overpower women and and brandish his ruthlessly selfish soul like a weapon because he’s Just. That. Cool.
trailer break: ‘Mars Needs Moms’
Mars needs moms to tell them to eat their broccoli? Oh, yes, that’s what turns out to be the case. Doesn’t Mars need dads, too?
trailer break: ‘Lord of the Dance 3D’
Ho boy. I saw Lord of the Dance at Radio City Music Hall in New York a godawful number of years ago, and I remember being flattened back into my seat by what was basically Riverdance gone Vegas.
trailer break: ‘The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec’
Oh. My. God. How cool does this look?
trailer break: ‘Apollo 18’
Hmmm. I wonder if I would have been happier not seeing this trailer. Infection? Is that it?
trailer break: ‘Take Me Home Tonight’
Isn’t Topher Grace way too old to be playing the Guy Who Dropped Out of School to Bum Around in a Video Store Until He Figures Out Who He Is? Oh, right, I forgot: American male postadolescence extends until the age of 40 these days.
trailer break: Danny Boyle’s ‘Frankenstein’ at London’s National Theatre
It’s theater, but it’s cinema, too…
