trailer break: ‘Beastly’
Can we expect to have Alex Pettyfer forced on us on a regular basis now? Who decides guys like him are to be transformed into movie stars? Ack.
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trailer break: ‘Rango’
A lizard who isn’t adapted to the desert? Why? Was he raised by elves or something?
trailer break: ‘His and Hers’
Seventy Irish women of all ages talk about the men in their lives. Looks sweet…
trailer break: ‘Shelter’
What’s that? A movie starring Julianne Moore and Jonathan Rhys Meyers can’t get released in North America?
trailer break: ‘Hall Pass’
I’m really starting to hate Owen Wilson.
trailer break: ‘Animal Kingdom’
Jacki Weaver is one of the Oscar nominees for Best Supporting Actress this year, so it’s about time I caught up with this…
trailer break: ‘Atlas Shrugged: Part I’
Ah, it’ll be interesting to see how this conservative wet dream of a story plays on the screen, and with audiences…
trailer break: ‘Prom’
I blame the High School Musical movies for this. Damn you, Zac Efron, and your electric adorableness. Damn you.
trailer break: ‘Arthur’
The humor here is so over the top and obvious that this Arthur won’t get caught between the moon and New York City… the moon will fall on him like an anvil on Wile E. Coyote.
trailer break: ‘Jane Eyre’
Hey, here’s an idea: What if Mr. Rochester were a vampire? It might make a mopey tragic Victorian novel gone cinematic (again) appeal more to the kids.
