trailer break: ‘Burlesque’
Prediction: Stanley Tucci will totally steal this movie from Cher and Christina Aguilera.
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trailer break: ‘The Next Three Days’
I bet Russell Crowe done the murder Elizabeth Banks was arrested for, and he’s feeling so guilty about it he just has to bust her out…
trailer break: ‘Morning Glory’
I wonder if, after the career he’s had, Harrison Ford is enjoying channeling Jack Nicholson…
trailer break: ‘For Colored Girls’
I’ll be curious to see if Tyler Perry’s audience, which has come out in droves for his idiotic mishmashes of slapstick and melodrama, will come out again for a film that actually attempts to be a film, one with some actual ambitions and with something meaningful to say…
trailer break: ‘Fair Game’
An out-and-out act of real-life treason: now a major motion picture! Collect the action figures!
trailer break: ‘Welcome to the Rileys’
That’s pretty much the whole movie right there. I hate when they do that…
trailer break: ‘The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest’
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a trailer that says less about a film than this one.
trailer break: ‘Unstoppable’
I can’t help it: I look at this trailer, and I think it’s gotta be a joke.
trailer break: ‘Saw 3D’
Is it really a selling point that the viewer gets to be in the middle of this movie… or at least feel like it, via the 3D? Does anyone actually really want to get in the middle of the action here?
trailer break: ‘Paranormal Activity 2’
I didn’t find the first film all that terrifying, only momentarily cheaply distracting, and I can’t see how this won’t be more of the same.
