retro trailer: ‘Road House’
I’ve actually never seen this movie. I have heard all the MST3K jokes about it, though, including the traditional singing of the classic holiday carol ‘Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas.’
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trailer break: ‘Carlos’
With a long miniseries version debuting on TV and a shorter cut opening in theaters, Olivier Assayas’s epic about the notorious terrorist Carlos the Jackal should be an interesting test in new movie-release paradigms.
trailer break: ‘Conviction’
It must be awards season, when the studios are dragging out all the Incredible True Stories and the casts full of Oscar winners and nominees.
trailer break: ‘Hereafter’
Matt Damon sees dead people. And pretty French ladies. And scared little boys. And it’s all so very, very sad.
trailer break: ‘Jackass 3D’
Why? Why do we celebrate idiocy like this?
trailer break: ‘Due Date’
It’s like someone said, ‘Midnight Run wasn’t stupid enough, but if we mash it up with The Hangover
retro trailer: ‘Help!’
In honor to what would have been John Lennon’s 70th birthday today, a look back at one of the silliest movies ever made. And I mean that as a compliment.
trailer break: ‘Nowhere Boy’
Tomorrow would have been John Lennon’s 70th birthday. It is a crime against humanity that he is not still with us.
trailer break: ‘I Spit on Your Grave’
I’ve seen this. I haven’t seen the original, so I don’t know how it compares… but this is a very interesting movie in a lot of ways I fear the intended audience will never appreciate.
trailer break: ‘Burke and Hare’
I was sorta excited about this, but now we see why the trailer was held till just mere weeks before its U.K. release: It looks really, really stupid.
