retro ad: late 60s/early 70s Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial
If only Freud had lived to see the answer we discovered to his great question: What do women want? KFC.
1970s
retro ad: 1970s PSA about venereal disease
If you find yourself humming the cheery ditty “VD Is for Everybody,” don’t blame me. Blame VD: everybody’s catching it!
retro ad: 1970s Battleship commercial
The commercial the upcoming movie is based on. Liam Neeson plays the guy who says, “You sank my battleship!”
retro ad: 1970s Kool-Aid commercial
The giant Kool-Aid jug destroys a priceless ancient structure! That’s not right.
The Exorcist (retro trailer)
Does this seem so terrifying that it could not be seen by human eyes?
retro ad: 1970s American Airlines commercial
Fly American Airlines: they have computers!
The Little Prince (retro trailer)
The Little Prince looks like one of the Children of the Damned. Did they mean to do that?
retro ad: 1970s Almond Joy/Mounds commercial
I probably haven’t seen this ad in 30 years, and the moment I laid eyes on just the mere description of it, I could sing the jingle again without a hitch. Sad.
Footloose (review)
I wish I could say I didn’t know why anyone would bother xeroxing a nearly 30-year-old movie, but I do know why. And it ain’t pretty.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy movie review: let the spy one in
Why does no one ever intone at me and tell me to go to Budapest and wear polyester and smoke cigarettes and get all espionagey, dammit?
