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How to Build a Girl movie review: instruction manual not included

Wed, May 06, 2020
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The hypocrisy of the world’s expectations of girls gets a gently sardonic knock via an audaciously confident young woman battling to be herself. This is a lovely, goofy movie, easygoing and chaotic.

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The Predator movie review: pointless retro junk

Thu, Sep 13, 2018
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Garbage. A bad excuse for a movie, even for the pulpy disposable popcorn nonsense it wants to be. Incoherent and illogical, cheap and shoddy. Wannabe sci-fi action horror that can’t pull off any of it.

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Plastic review: movie declined

Fri, May 02, 2014
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Preposterous and charmless, this heist flick purports to be based on a true story and hopes to invoke a Robin Hood vibe, but I’m not buying any of it.

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Game of Thrones S02 E06: “The Old Gods and the New”

Sat, May 19, 2012
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Treachery! Murder! Dragon*spoiler*! Joffreyslapping!

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