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Fountain of Youth movie review: raiders of the lost art

Fri, Jun 06, 2025
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Hollywood has lost the ability to buckle swash. Guy Ritchie, shamelessly stealing from Indiana Jones, gives us a charmless treasure hunt that feels honed by corporate focus groups and cinematic SEO.

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Sinners movie review: bootleg vampires

Tue, May 20, 2025
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Wildly primal, big and bold, fueled by pain and rage, by community and family, throbbing with love and sex and joy, infused with magic. A sumptuously textured, unmissable howl of a passion project.

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Paddington in Peru movie review: bad things happen when you leave the city

Thu, Feb 13, 2025
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Colorful but flattened and flimsy, which really grates next to how abundantly, uniquely original the first two movies are. Suffers greatly from the lack of their deft whimsy. It’s, well, bearly there.

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curated cinema: why Scarlett Johansson is considered (by some) an ideal AI voice

Wed, May 22, 2024
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2013’s Her is on Max in the US, Prime in the UK.

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daily stream: if you give a mouse a global entertainment empire…

Sat, Nov 18, 2023
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1928’s “Steamboat Willie” is streaming globally on Disney+.

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Mavka: The Forest Song movie review: the dark of the woods comes too late

Fri, Jul 28, 2023
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Traditional folk music and beautifully animated mythic motifs may be rightfully validating for homegrown Ukrainian audiences, but there’s little else beyond that novelty to capture others’ imagination.

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AWFJ 2022 EDA Awards winners announced

Tue, Jan 17, 2023
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The Banshees of Inisherin, Everything Everywhere All at Once, and Women Talking tie for the most awards, at four apiece.

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loaded question: does Disney animation belong in the Metropolitan Museum of Art?

Mon, Jan 10, 2022
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And if it is going to appear there, does the museum have an obligation to engage in robust criticism of it (not necessarily negative, just analytical) to avoid it feeling like, as a New York Times critic termed it, “a sponsored content post”?

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Cinderella (2021) movie review: from the ashes…

Sat, Sep 04, 2021
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Fairy tale goes jukebox musical with a feminist, gender-fluid spin. Throws irony and sarcasm at heterosexuality, patriarchy, even monarchy. Pretty darn fun, with a sweetly spunky Ella in Cabello.

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Jungle Cruise movie review: raiders of the recent swashbucklers

Fri, Jul 30, 2021
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Wonderfully escapist, dripping with magnificently congenial charm thanks to the comic chemistry of Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt. Plus it’s sure to enrage people who use “woke” as an insult. Yay!

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