Rock of Ages (review)

The story is almost beside the point, because Tom Cruise’s nude torso that I could be running my hands all over and because the young kittenish leads in this story cobbled together around awesome 80s hair-band stadium anthems are the weakest part of it.

Take Me Home Tonight (review)

Hey, I love Duran Duran, too, but 80s nostalgia as a thing is so ten years ago… just about the time that the 33-year-old Topher Grace would have been the right age to play the just-out-of-college, I-dunno-what-to-do-with-myself whiner he plays here…

trailer break: ‘Alpha and Omega’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Okay, so: Girl wolves wear flowers behind their ears. Perfectly normal and natural. But how are we supposed to be able to tell the other wolves are male? Where are their beer cans? Or their beer guts? How are we to know the male wolves are male … more…

trailer break: ‘Notorious’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Just an FYI, in case you weren’t already aware, Duran Duran not does appear in this movie. Not even sampled. Notorious opens wide in the U.S. on January 16 and in the U.K. on February 13.