
London photos: Fassett Square
Famous as the inspiration for Albert Square, where the soap EastEnders is set.

Famous as the inspiration for Albert Square, where the soap EastEnders is set.

Steven Moffat is now stealing plots from Ed Wood-esque parodies of science fiction. Because he just rewrote Chubby Rain.

So this is my life now. Even Doctor Who has abandoned me. Forget escapism: there’s no escapism anymore. The escapism is happening over there, offscreen…

Shhh! No one tell Kim Jong-Un that it was probably decadent Western TV that was mostly responsible for bringing down the Berlin Wall.
The rather depressingly realistic approach to adult relationships is, perhaps ironically, the best reason to see this hard-edged drama…
Somebody’s been listening to me. Shut up: let me at least pretend as much.
If only we had a TARDIS and could pop ahead to see what we’ll get, Doctor Who wise, in the next year or so. But we don’t. But have only Twitter…
Plus: Johnny Depp can’t see his own 3D POTC movie; Woody Allen sorta down on his own movies; why did Mel Gibson’s The Beaver flop?
Ever have those nightmares when you oversleep and miss an important test or an airplane or something? Well, the Doctor — in a new scene written by Steven Moffat — comes to the rescue of National Television Awards host Dermot O’Leary, when he actually does oversleep and miss his big job…
Plus: Will Natalie Portman’s pregnancy win her an Oscar?; watch out for ‘Ghost Rider 2’; accusations of fraud and corruption at the Golden Globes; more…