Friday night fortune cookie: Ted Hanover says…
“A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants.”
Friday night fortune cookie
Friday night fortune cookie: Claudia Larson says…
“Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving.”
Friday night fortune cookie: the Man in Pink sings…
“Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Hard Harry says…
“Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Captain Bart Mancuso says…
“The hard part about playing chicken is knowin’ when to flinch.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Lucy Van Pelt says…
“A person should always choose a [Halloween] costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”
Friday night fortune cookie: James Hammerton says…
“Everybody’s born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They’re passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff.
Friday night fortune cookie: John Laroche says…
“Sometimes bad things happen and darkness descends.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Edward Scissorhands says…
“I am not complete.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Sergeant Nicholas Angel says…
“There’s no way you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”
