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Friday night fortune cookie

Friday night fortune cookie: Obi-Wan Kenobi says…

Fri, Sep 16, 2011
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“Who’s the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Bertie Wooster says…

Fri, Sep 09, 2011
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“One simply cannot wander around London asking people to pretend to be Gussie Finknottle.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Jamie says…

Fri, Sep 02, 2011
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“The capacity that people have to love… Where does it go?”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Aaron Altman says…

Fri, Aug 26, 2011
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“Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Dr. Eldon Tyrell says…

Fri, Aug 19, 2011
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“The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Rex Kramer says…

Fri, Aug 12, 2011
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“Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding says…

Fri, Aug 05, 2011
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“If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Rusty Ryan says…

Fri, Jul 29, 2011
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“They say taupe is very soothing.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Professor Henry Jones Jr. says…

Fri, Jul 22, 2011
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“X never, ever marks the spot.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Professor Albus Dumbledore says…

Fri, Jul 15, 2011
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“We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.”

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