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Last Christmas movie review: give it your heart, get your heart stomped

Last Christmas movie review: give it your heart, get your heart stomped

Sun Nov 17 2019, 07:04pm | 0 comments

A Dog’s Journey movie review: Does the Dog Die? The Movie

A Dog’s Journey movie review: Does the Dog Die? The Movie

Thu May 09 2019, 03:49pm | 0 comments

Shazam! movie review: unmarvelous

Shazam! movie review: unmarvelous

Tue Apr 02 2019, 03:00pm | 0 comments

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald movie review: the crimes of this movie, though…

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald movie review: the crimes of this movie, though…

Tue Nov 20 2018, 01:09pm | 10 comments

The House with a Clock in Its Walls movie review: good witches and not-so-good witches

The House with a Clock in Its Walls movie review: good witches and not-so-good witches

Tue Sep 18 2018, 05:39pm | 10 comments

Ready Player One movie review: trivial pursuit*

Ready Player One movie review: trivial pursuit*

Thu Mar 29 2018, 10:39pm | 116 comments

curated: the ‘Harry Potter’ theme like you have never heard it before

Thu May 25 2017, 06:32pm | 0 comments

Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (aka Dead Men Tell No Tales) movie review: yo ho no

Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (aka Dead Men Tell No Tales) movie review: yo ho no

Tue May 23 2017, 01:43pm | 43 comments

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword movie review: well I didn’t vote for him

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword movie review: well I didn’t vote for him

Mon May 22 2017, 04:27pm | 13 comments

Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie review: ever just the same, never a surprise

Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie review: ever just the same, never a surprise

Tue Mar 14 2017, 06:34pm | 269 comments

curated: a bookstore is tweeting the entire first Harry Potter novel at Piers Morgan

Mon Feb 13 2017, 10:02pm | 2 comments

curated: why don’t you remember any of the music from Marvel movies?

Tue Dec 13 2016, 11:11am | 16 comments

curated: we are all only in Harry Potter book 4 right now

Sun Dec 04 2016, 05:52pm | 3 comments

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie review: reparo movens ad imaginem

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie review: reparo movens ad imaginem

Thu Nov 17 2016, 10:22pm | 24 comments

curated: Ron Weasley is a racist…

Wed Nov 16 2016, 05:31pm | 1 comment

curated: an American muggle at Hogwarts…

Mon Nov 07 2016, 10:13pm | 0 comments

Girls Lost (Pojkarna) movie review: girls found

Girls Lost (Pojkarna) movie review: girls found

Fri Nov 04 2016, 01:01pm | 0 comments

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children movie review: infodump, the movie

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children movie review: infodump, the movie

Sat Oct 01 2016, 04:10pm | 14 comments

from Facebook: apparently Emma Watson shouldn’t talk about anything but quidditch, and then only in private

Fri Sep 23 2016, 08:04pm | 4 comments

open thread: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

open thread: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Wed Sep 14 2016, 10:08pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: back to Hogwarts today…

Thu Sep 01 2016, 12:51pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: yup, Harry Potter fans are angry that Cursed Child is a script

Fri Aug 05 2016, 12:24pm | 20 comments

from Facebook: a few thoughts on Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Wed Aug 03 2016, 05:36pm | 8 comments

The Legend of Tarzan and Free State of Jones movies review: enough with the white saviors

The Legend of Tarzan and Free State of Jones movies review: enough with the white saviors

Mon Aug 01 2016, 04:53pm | 30 comments

from Facebook: a not-so-hidden entrance to the wizarding world?

Fri Jul 08 2016, 05:48pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: Defense Against the Dark Arts prof Elizabeth Warren

Wed Jun 29 2016, 10:36pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: how to catch the bus to Hogwarts

Fri Jun 24 2016, 12:10am | 0 comments

from Facebook: skydivers playing Quidditch

Mon May 09 2016, 08:17pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: Draco Malfoy is trying to go straight

Thu Jan 21 2016, 09:54pm | 0 comments

London photos: impromptu Alan Rickman memorial

London photos: impromptu Alan Rickman memorial

Mon Jan 18 2016, 09:21pm | 0 comments

more men I am officially tired of being asked to sympathize with in movies

more men I am officially tired of being asked to sympathize with in movies

Wed Jan 13 2016, 10:01pm | 353 comments

from Facebook: black Hermione Granger has idiots losing their cool

Mon Dec 21 2015, 08:59pm | 5 comments

Doctor Who blogging: “Face the Raven”

Doctor Who blogging: “Face the Raven”

Mon Nov 23 2015, 12:26pm | 19 comments

The Last Witch Hunter movie review: burn it at the stake

The Last Witch Hunter movie review: burn it at the stake

Wed Oct 21 2015, 09:49pm | 5 comments

London photo: crowded Platform 9 3/4

London photo: crowded Platform 9 3/4

Thu Sep 17 2015, 10:51pm | 6 comments

Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism movie review: you are getting very angry…

Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism movie review: you are getting very angry…

Thu Aug 13 2015, 01:30pm | 21 comments

a few thoughts on Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell (and open thread)

a few thoughts on Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell (and open thread)

Mon May 18 2015, 08:51pm | 5 comments

The Divergent Series: Insurgent movie review: being human

The Divergent Series: Insurgent movie review: being human

Tue Mar 17 2015, 06:17pm | 14 comments

London photo: pretty St. Paul’s

London photo: pretty St. Paul’s

Mon Mar 09 2015, 09:10pm | 2 comments

The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death movie review: orphan blech

The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death movie review: orphan blech

Wed Dec 31 2014, 07:25pm | 2 comments

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I movie review: image manipulation

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I movie review: image manipulation

Thu Nov 13 2014, 01:44pm | 39 comments

Boyhood movie review: time in a cinematic bottle

Boyhood movie review: time in a cinematic bottle

Fri Jul 11 2014, 01:46pm | 14 comments

my reads: Rivers of London and London Falling

my reads: Rivers of London and London Falling

Mon Jun 23 2014, 08:26pm | 29 comments

Belle movie review: untold stories

Belle movie review: untold stories

Fri Jun 13 2014, 08:44pm | 22 comments

Divergent review: girls just wanna do everything

Divergent review: girls just wanna do everything

Thu Apr 17 2014, 10:45pm | 38 comments

Being Ginger review: caught redhaired

Being Ginger review: caught redhaired

Tue Apr 15 2014, 07:17pm | 26 comments

what’s on Netflix UK, Amazon UK Instant Video, blinkbox, BBC iPlayer (from Mar 03)

what’s on Netflix UK, Amazon UK Instant Video, blinkbox, BBC iPlayer (from Mar 03)

Mon Mar 03 2014, 11:36pm | 0 comments

In Secret trailer: sex, corsets, and murder

In Secret trailer: sex, corsets, and murder

Fri Feb 21 2014, 10:46am | 1 comment

what’s on Netflix UK, blinkbox, BBC iPlayer (from Feb 17)

what’s on Netflix UK, blinkbox, BBC iPlayer (from Feb 17)

Mon Feb 17 2014, 05:06pm | 0 comments

is Russell Crowe’s Noah a “crazy, irrational, religious nut”?

is Russell Crowe’s Noah a “crazy, irrational, religious nut”?

Fri Feb 14 2014, 09:56pm | 26 comments

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