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Destroyer movie review: holding out for an antiheroine

Sat, Jan 19, 2019
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Nicole Kidman’s pitiless performance completely upends genre expectations in Karyn Kusama’s tense, grim crime noir. Uncompromising and subtly challenging, like a cerebral itch you can’t quite scratch.

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The Happytime Murders movie review: schlock puppets

Tue, Aug 28, 2018
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Ugly, sordid, and proud of it, with less than no justification. “Meet the Feebles meets Who Framed Roger Rabbit” conveys a far greater sense of dignity, cohesion, and purpose than this witness movie deserves.

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Bright movie review: every little thing it does is the opposite of magic

Fri, Dec 22, 2017
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Trolls the viewer and condescends to genre fans. A smirking, tone-deaf parable about racism that is itself racist, including about its made-up orcs and elves.

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Blade Runner 2049 movie review: a rickety retro replicant

Mon, Oct 09, 2017
141 comments

Visually, this dying future world is immersively hellish. Intellectually, though, its ideas haven’t kept up with the rapidly evolving science-fictional conversation.

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day 3D movie review: he said he’d be back…

Tue, Aug 29, 2017
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An action masterpiece newly remastered in gorgeous 4K (and rejiggered for superfluous 3D) reveals how fresh it remains not only technically but thematically.

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CHiPs movie review: they promised chip would happen, and it did

Mon, Mar 27, 2017
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Toilet humor, cars exploding for no reason, random naked boobies, and gay panic… although, weirdly, also lots of awkward, unerotic nearly naked Dax Shepard.

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Straight Outta Compton movie review: men’s anger, but only when it makes them righteous

Thu, Aug 27, 2015
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The seething rage radiating from the screen elevates this above similar movies. But that rage is truncated in ways that are hard to ignore.

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Beyond the Lights movie review: blitz the glitz

Sat, Feb 28, 2015
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Smart and passionate, this is one of the ultimate Hollywood fantasies: an adult romance performed by gorgeous actors with palpable onscreen chemistry.

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Taken 3 movie review: give it back

Fri, Jan 09, 2015
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This is a movie as its own death wish. To call it cheap, lazy, and perfunctory grants it a dignity that implies there was another path it could have taken.

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QOTD: Has pop culture given us an unrealistic idea of what a police state looks like?

Wed, Feb 13, 2013
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While many people would likely agree that films such as 1984 and Brazil are horrifying depictions of police states — and they are — relatively few people seem bothered by the realities we’re living with today…

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