The Canyons review: where’s the cheese?
This pitiful would-be-sleazy melodrama is so terrible it can’t even manage to be cheesy.
Lindsay Lohan
how in the name of all that is decent can we fix the Grumpy Cat movie?
Grumpy Cat the Movie is coming, and it’s going to be horrible, and you can’t stop it. But we can dream about making it better…
Cinema du Sanity: pop culture for reasonable people
Let me know what you think. If enough people like it, maybe I’ll do this as a weekly thing…
fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Mar 16-22 2013
Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…
corporate journalmalism at its finest (and other adventures in social networking)
Stuff my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…
InAPPropriate Comedy (redband trailer)
I don’t understand. Where’s the comedy?
question of the day: If your life were a TV show, what kind of show would it be?
Inspired by Lindsay Lohan’s new dream of starring in a sitcom based on her own wacky life…
question of the day: Why do Hollywood execs suddenly love Lindsay Lohan again?
It’s cases like this that make me question the conventional wisdom that Hollywood only gives audiences what they want. It appears that the public does not want to see Lindsay Lohan onscreen. Something else must be going on.
question of the day: Does posing nude in ‘Playboy’ have any upsides for Lindsay Lohan?
I’m not sure this is any less demeaning than Lohan’s other recent work, scrubbing toilets the Los Angeles County morgue…
cinematic roots of: ‘Easy A’
In Easy A, Emma Stone — in a story based on the classic novel The Scarlet Letter — learns how cruel teenagers can be when she pretends to be the sluttiest slut their high school has ever known. This flick sprang from (among other films)…
