Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“what does the religious lady in edward scissor hands symbolize”
“do girls like robert downey jr” <-- hmm, let me think... “why are there so many reporters in battlestar galactica” “what are jennifer lawrence fans called” <-- cuz even fandoms are branded now “amy pond is terrible” “amy pond naked and sexing the doctor(pictures)” <-- *facepalm* “dirk gently issac newton” “why does lindsay lohan get so many chances and others don't” <-- a great mystery of our time “bisexual gaze in film” “dad marries evil step mother, horror movie” <-- you’ll need to be more specific “the internet is full of junk” “is being human finished” <-- yes, alas “inception ruined x-men” “italian adolescentporn” <-- ugh “nerdporn” <-- “hey, baby, check out this dongle!” “was matt smith in firefly” “what celebrities have been cloned” <-- actually, all of them “where the fuck is yahoo” “what was difficult about the 1950s” “which movies have explicit sex with nudeness” <-- don’t want none of that explict sex without nudeness “why did counterculture exist”
Yes, being human is finished, or to put it another way the human era is over.
Where is yahoo? Back in 1997 when it was vaguely useful.
I’m sure explicit sex without nudeness is somebody’s kink.
If you want proof that celebrities have been cloned, watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5XetQeFu-0
And that’s why the counterculture exists, because we want celebrities who don’t all look the same.