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Bullet Train movie review: total derailment

Sat, Aug 06, 2022
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The cast is, on paper, terrific, but there’s nothing engaging in their bloody savagery. A misfire of a supposed action comedy, this mind-numbing mess is by turns grating, tedious, and infuriating.

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Shirley movie review: lost girls gone mad

Wed, Jun 10, 2020
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A beautiful-ugly film, a work of domestic gothic grotesquerie, of women’s suffocation and sacrifice, pain and isolation. Elisabeth Moss’s performance is next-level glorious in its wackadoo intensity.

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Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero movie review: dogged soldier

Mon, Apr 09, 2018
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In this centenary year of the end of World War I, this story of a real-life dog who served in the trenches is a gentle, engaging way to introduce kids to an essential piece of history.

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why Anthony Ingruber *must* be young Han Solo in the Star Wars spinoff

Wed, Jan 13, 2016
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He doesn’t only look and sound like Harrison Ford, he’s got the charm and the presence for the role.

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Fury movie review (London Film Festival)

Mon, Oct 20, 2014
50 comments

A particularly ugly iteration of “war is hell”… and I mean that as a compliment. This is a film that is deeply unpleasant and near genius.

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Noah review: The Bible Episode IV: A New Hope

Sun, Mar 30, 2014
31 comments

A Biblical action disaster fantasy epic that is completely bonkers, endlessly entertaining, and actually religious in that inspiring-and-instructional way.

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters review: clash-of-the-titan babies

Tue, Aug 06, 2013
12 comments

Spectacularly mediocre fantasy junk food, perfectly inoffensive for youngsters but too featherweight for adult genre fans.

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who are the most interesting young actors (male and female) working today?

Mon, Aug 05, 2013
31 comments

My picks: Saoirse Ronan and Daniel Radcliffe…

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The Three Musketeers (review)

Thu, Oct 13, 2011
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It is leaden where it should be light. It is graceless and charmless. It reels from the painful banter. It is the epitome of empty soulless corporate filmmaking.

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question of the day: Who is your dream celebrity casting of a celebrity?

Wed, Apr 14, 2010
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Confused? See, it’s like this: This week we learned that Rachel Weisz will play Jackie Kennedy in an upcoming movie by Darren Aronofsky about the first lady’s life just after her husband’s assassination. And we learned that Robert Pattinson will play Kurt Cobain with Scarlett Johansson as Courtney Love in an upcoming movie from David … more…

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