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Speedy Gonzales: The Movie is in the planning stages. It’ll be a hybrid of live action and CGI. That’s bad, but it’s not all. Head for the hills, hide the children, and brace yourself: George Lopez, the unfunniest man in Hollywood, will be providing Senor Speedy’s voice, according to The Hollywood Reporter. But wait — … more…
One wonders what sins Jackie Chan could have committed in a single lifetime to warrant having an abomination like this pathetic excuse for a movie weighing down his karma.
No, not classic movies: classical movies. September is Classical Music Month, the origin of which probably ties in to the whole “back to school, back to seriousness” idea. Which is sort of silly, actually: just because classical music is has stood the test of time doesn’t mean it has to be solemn. In fact, for … more…
Again with the “we’ve stopped the economic freefall”! Why do I keep thinking about Wily E. Coyote, and how there was always that moment after he was tricked into running off a cliff when he just hung there before he fell?
It’s true. IGNORE THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!! The government does not want you to know this. THREATS TO ME FOR REVEALING THIS INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!! Commenter “Rachel Masters” dared to post this yesterday in response to my review of Horton Hears a Who!: I will tell you exactly what this … more…
A deliciously clever, convention-busting flick with more soul than you’d expect…
Guy Ritchie would surprise us if he surprised us. *RocknRolla,* his latest mockney crime caper, is exactly what you expect it to be. Hell, it’s exactly what you *want* it to be…
Why do slasher movies make us laugh in the instant after we jump and scream? When comedy works, it’s for the same reason that horror does: It surprises us, and laughter and screams emanate from that same primitive lizard part of our brains, one that reacts before we can think.
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